Oh. I don’t know. Yes?
me: -reading the “last chance sale” page on forever21- Aren’t these girls going to be upset when they show up at New Year’s in the same sparkly silver dress? All this websites are selling the same sparkly silver dress.
dad: -barely paying attention, coos- No, they’ll all be happy that they’re wearing the correct thing.
me: Oh. … that’s probably right.
My dad as he is getting older has taken an interest in the most random shit. He sits counting how many girls are wearing leggings and boots -in a “nonscientific survey”- while he gives exams and then reports it back to me at end of day. What’d you think your professors were doing?
