To my detriment. Probably. I have been playing multiple games at once with another former NET who is back in America now too.

me: I’m throwing shitty words because I have the “o m n i b” I need to make omnibus and I’m waiting for an s that’s never going to come.

her: I have allllll vowels

-after her turn-

me: You… you took my spot

…

me: You have crushed my omnibus dreams.

…

me: YOU HAVE CRUSHED OMNIBUS.

I have been trying to spell omnibus on the board for approximately two days.

oh shiz. I know what I’ll be doing on my break come Monday.

I will. Sort of wouldn’t feel quite right if not. IT WOULDN’T FEEL LIKE THE YEAR WAS NEW.

BONUS: 

I’m eating this pineapple slice and it smells a little funky, so I looked up on the internet: “How can you tell when pineapple is bad?” Apparently somebody else had this question too, and someone else just point blank answered “When it starts to turn black.” Well ok, lololol

[via cracked.com]

Parody facebook page for North Korea. This is all kinds of wrong because of truthiness… the article linked at the bottom was my favorite part.

I am though, but.

I woke up today at about 8:20, and work starts at 8:30. So I fell into my clothes and ran out the door, got there at 8:40 just in time for my first class.

Couple years ago? That would’ve worked out. HAHA, WIN FOR ALL HUMANS, but today it was… glad I’d done that lesson 18 times before because without autopilot I would’ve fallen right off the podium and started drooling on the floor.

Seriously, I could barely even see. What’s up with that? Things were tinted dark. My voice was mousy, and I looked like a damned ghost, pale from sleep. 

I’m a member of a facebook group called “I can survive on 5 hours of sleep or less.” I think it’s time to abandon that bastion and retreat to “Surviving on 5 hours of sleep or less will cause me to pass out, vomit, be late for work, and cry on my break.”

No crying as of now, but it’s early.

The only way this movie could possibly live up to the trailer is if angsty choral arrangements of major 90s alternative hits played throughout.