Baked this cake yesterday during the snowstorm. I didn’t save the recipe, but it’s a no butter cake. It’s also a no healthy cake, incidentally.

The goopy stuff on top is a mixture I improvised to replace the frosting (which I didn’t have) consisting of chunky peanut butter, coffee, corn starch, cocoa, and a little sugar. I resisted drinking it straight, so that salvaged the day a little bit.

The cake itself was sort of rubbery and then turned into a kind of sponge cake once I let it actually cool off.

Cake and video games all day during the snowstorm.

I hide food behind my computer’s monitor at school because I’m exceptionally stupid and I immediately forget it’s there. Out of sight out of mind. If I do not do this, I will eat whatever it is that I’ve got just because I can see it, hence the hiding. 

So I was feeling very much sugar want this morning [KONGLISH!!] after my solid block of classes and I hopefully turned my monitor around to see if I’d squirreled anything away the previous week. Results?:

A half eaten cookie

The corpse of a chocopie

several wrappers

ANNNNND

A whole bag of Hershey’s kisses with almonds.

squee

So I took a few and set them aside. And how dumb am I? During the course of writing this post I forgot about them and looked to the side where they’re sitting and went “HO DAMN I HAVE HERSHEY KISSES?” again.

Whensoever as I get rich and famous one of my PA’s tasks will be to pat me on the head and whisper “Good job” whenever something like this happens.

eatyourkimchi:

Nomnomnom!  Check out our video on Korean Dunkin Donuts.

What no pop rocks donut? Korean Dunkin Donuts is my liiiiiife. In the summertime when my S-line is more apparent [i.e. not trapped under a coat and hidden] I will be in there sinning all day long. Tofu donut? Ace. The “hot bagels” however, are my chief pleasure.

Mr.Donut has better donuts here, imo, mainly due to the frosting and texture [you can see in the video that there is little butter in the frosting at DD here. It cracks and falls right off,] but you can’t really beat a tofu donut standing on its own. This from a Rhode Islander, wherein the highest density of Dunkin Donuts in America is apparent. I did have Tim Horton’s once [as they are spreading across the NorthEast rapidly] and it was quite worthy in my donutty estimation. However I am wishing for a chocolate frosted, fourth of July sprinkles donut nowish.

Last time I was home I ate this. Random. 

GASP.

You know what? I don’t care what anybody says. Hershey’s will always be my favorite and I don’t like Cabdury at all because it’s too sweet to me [suck it] so please believe it: Hershey candle would be the end of my life. I would spend all of my time looking for Special Dark and they just do not have it here.

fuckyeschocolate:

Theme Thursday! Today’s theme is holiday chocolate.

Happy holidays, everyone!

I want some special Christmas chocolate but I don’t see any anywhere. Anyone found some? Am I just blind? Isn’t Christmas a chocolate giving holiday here too? :(

fuckyeschocolate:

marytrix:

Hell yeah !

Preach!

I am really feeling Milky Ways today. I wonder if Lotte Mart has any. Anything with chocolate and lots of caramel, really. 

[via i-am-bored.com]

Last making-the-internet-rounds post of the day. 

Huhh.

I’m off the wagon you guys. I’m just sitting in the dirt watching it carry on without me. I’m not even trying to get back on. 

I’m trying to lose weight just like everybody else, but going to America [and just the fact that it happens every once in awhile] has broken my pattern of not eating very much of anything so I’m on a little path of destruction right now.

My last three meals have been big old Costco chocolate muffins. They’re so greasy one of them left a stain on my bedspread. YES I EVEN EAT THEM IN BED. I filled my freezer with bacon yesterday too. 

BUT WHATEVER I’m not ashamed of it. I eat a lot of fruit. I cut things in half. A body has to try new things! a body has to eat chocolate cake if that’s what it likes.

I will build my own wagon! Out of cake and ice cream. And everybody will want to ride in it with me and we will have a grand old time being just a little bit obese. FUCKdge… nuts.

[via newdressaday.wordpress.com which is a pretty awesome blog about repurposing thrift store dresses, def check it out :D ]

5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE

4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug (Microwave Safe)

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well.  Add the egg and mix thoroughly before pouring in the milk and oil in.  Keep mixing.  Add the optional chocolate chips next (who makes that an option!) and vanilla extract, and mix again…

Put your mug in the micro wave and cook for three minutes at 1000 watts.  The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don’t be alarmed!  Allow it to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.