Glory at the 1:00 mark. “DON’T BE FOOLED!” This is relevant to my life past and present. I was basically Yukari-sensei when I was teaching EFL. Except for the drinking. 

So, I’m watching tv more this week. I pay for it, so I’d better watch it. I figure.

1. All NCIS all the time. Multiple channels. 24 hours a day.

2. Speaking of 24, it’s prefaced with “Real Time” in Korean. Think “Real Time somethingsomethingIcan’treadKoreanthatfastsomething: 24.” 

3. It’s pointing at SK.

My Power Rangers channel is gone. SK changes my channels up on me all the time with no warning. 

4. Arirang is not as shitty as it once was. The news is pretty unbiased and I appreciate that it produces some variety shows and actually entertaining factual programming now. 

5. Pubic hair beards.

6. Lee JunKi is a rare creature who still appears on talk shows. [a rare and beautiful jewel ]

7. You would never know that a large percentage of Koreans hate the shit out of Lee Myung Bak.

8. Star King. Super Star. Plastic surgery faces crying. Mandarin dubbed over Cantonese subtitled in Korean Chinese historical dramas. 

9. Fat foreigners on Arirang. Seriously, guys. Cut it down.

10. THAT DUNKIN DONUTS COMMERCIAL WHEREIN FOREIGN GIRLS ARE ACTING LIKE WHORES. Come on, Korea D: We have a hard enough time. We don’t pole dance when you show us a donut. We are sort of obnoxious though -turns off Arirang.-

11. Buy you some milk. And Spanx. And a fat jiggling belt. And an iphone. And go see Prince of Persia. Eat yogurt.

-watches the WanKaeShing commercial over and over-